Come to skylark tomorrow to see me ref some arm wrestling matches! (Taken with instagram)
MEET THE REF!
AMAZING DISGRACE IS BACK TO WIN IT!
She hails from the depths of a place no one likes: New Jersey. Raised on a diet of motor oil and sin, she is a true all-American mutt. She discovered her entourage, El Chiquito and Senor Fantasmo, while …on the run from the law. So amazing, she’ll disgrace you. Ten cuidado.
…Will she be able to take home the championship title this time around? You will have to come to our event on SATURDAY to find out!
Just finished printing BRAWL shirts for Saturday! (Taken with instagram)
Come to Skylark Lounge this Saturday and buy one of these sweet babies!
MEET MIRANIMAL!!
A human child born from the womb of a wolf. She has an insatiable lust for flesh and blood. Her favorite movie is Over the Top. Her adventures include disturbing the peaceful sleep of blissful ignorance with howls of insurrection, breaking down the barriers of strict social norms and calling for a worldwide revolt against having to clothe ourselves in public. Miranimal exists in a wild world that she would like to bring your way, her way, for one full moon or more.
You should probably come to our event and bet on her so that she doesnt try to eat your flesh later on in the evening…
MEET PAULA BUNYAN!
When she’s not dropping trees, this lumberjill is dropping opponents. Known for her speed, size, and strength, this babe will turn your bicep bright blue. Since Paula makes a living splitting wood, when you tangle with this tall tale, she’ll drop the axe on you. TIMBERRRRR!
Come to our event at Skylark Lounge to bet on her!
MEET IVANA SLAMMER!
Born Ivana Slammershinsky in Chekov, Russia, Miss Slammer is former beauty pageant winner (Miss Zone Four, Siberia Women’s Prison Camp 22, 1976). This is honor she never shall forget, especially since title won her early parole.
Unfortunately, camp guard try to take away Ivana’s crown and sell it on black market, so Ivana made big fist to sock guard in eye. Guard knock out Ivana’s front tooth. She never
shall forget that, either.
She dedicate life now to fighting for right of woman to wear crown. Any crown, for any reason.
Do not be fooled by glamorous exterior. Under all the glitter, beats heart of perestroika-loving lady-lion person. She will restructure your whole entire self, starting with your arm.
Come see if she can wrestle her way to victory at our upcoming event!
Now introducing…. BLOODY MARY!
Code Blue! Code Blue! Paging Bloody Mary, the administer of pain. She’s coming straight from the OR to put her opponent in the ER. Her diabolical bedside manner consists of making a bloody mess of those who challenge her and then cleaning it up while they’re in recovery. With surgical precision, she slices up her enemies on the arm wrestling table leaving them begging for sedation. No more waiting in this room, get ready to be knocked out. STAT !!!
Come to the next BRAWL event on 4//28 to bet on her!
Ladies and Jellyspoons, say hello to the delightful and DEADLY Little Miss Tapshoes. Her origins are shrouded in mystery and sprinkled with fairy dust. Legend has it she rode here on a magic carpet made of smiles from the land of rainbows and lollipops.
But don’t let her song-and-dance fool you! Behind her sweet exterior lies the coiled fury of an arm-smashing MANIAC. She’ll set fire to your heart and blind you with glitter. And before you know it, she’ll be tap-dancing ON YOUR GRAVE!
Now Introducing our first “newbie” (but dont let her fool you!):
BETH AMPHETAMINE
One hit of Beth Amphetamine and you’re addicted…addicted to pain. Beth honed her arm wrestling skills while serving time at the Utica Women’s Correctional Facility, where she was known for her mean vegetarian chil…i and her mean right hook. Her hobbies include gardening, scrapbooking and bare knuckle boxing against Samoa’s National Rugby Team. Critics have called Beth Amphetamine a “ticking time bomb just looking for a place to explode.” She agrees. You better not make any plans for the next 90 days because her forearm’s about to send you to rehab.
Beth will be making her professional arm wrestling debut on April 28th at Skylark Lounge!
Bring some cash to bet on this intimidating broad!